Another one bites the dust

Our kids have begged for years to get a pet. A few years ago, we decided to give fish ownership a try. After having about 4 fish (including one that the pet store guy said was unkillable) die within a week, we were convinced it was our water. How else does a fish die that fast? We did the whole water-prep thing, fed them as told, and loved them (at least the kids did). After giving it a break for a couple years, we decided to try out the water at our new house and take the plunge! Today is day 4 and Scooby Doo is dead.

Moral: If you have a pet that you are looking to kill (namely, fish) send it our way. We'll get the job done. Guaranteed.